Skype with the Devil :o

MaBudd446: Yeah I don't get why he had to kill my grandma, all she did was jack off his sister
DeathNoteRULZ55: Probably because she also shit in his coffee
MaBudd446: True
**SonOfGod666 has come online**
MaBudd446: Who dafaqs this?
SonOfGodd666: Hey babe, my parents aren't home, and i just got a new webcam :)
DeathNoteRULZ55: Oh god, it's one of these assholes
MaBudd446: What is it?
DeathNoteRULZ55: Its one of those stupid things where a program pretends to be a stripper or something
MaBudd446: Ah, fuck. I hate those!
SonOfGodd666: Yo, I don't know what you're talking about, but i'm sure you need some lovin'
SonOfGodd666: If you know what I mean
MaBudd446: What's 2 + 2
SonOfGodd666: I don't know, but i'm sure 5 minutes on the webcam'll tell me :)
DeathNoteRULZ55: Come on dude, let's bail. there's gotta be plenty of other servers to talk on
SonOfGodd666: Please don't leave me, I don't have any clothes to keep me warm :(
MaBudd446: Cut the shit, I know you're a program
SonOfGodd666: But i'm not. I'm a real person, just like you.
DeathNoteRULZ55: WTF
DeathNoteRULZ55: I thought this was a program!
SonOfGodd666: Sure, if you think programs can do this:
**SonOfGodd666 has turned their webcam on**
DeathNoteRULZ55: TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF!!!!!
**SonOfGodd666 has turned their webcam off**
MaBudd446: AHM BAILN'
DeathNoteRULZ55: AGREED
DeathNoteRULZ55: WHY WON'T THE THING CLOSE?!??!?!
DeathNoteRULZ55: DUDE IT WON'T LET ME CLOSE THE WINDOW OR DO ANYTHING
DeathNoteRULZ55: DUDE ARE YOU THERE?
MaBudd446: Hey babe, my parents aren't home, and i just got a new webcam :)
MaBudd446: Yo, I don't know what you're talking about, but i'm sure you need some lovin'
MaBudd446: If you know what I mean
MaBudd446: I don't know, but i'm sure 5 minutes on the webcam'll tell me :)
MaBudd446: Please don't leave me, I don't have any clothes to keep me warm :(
MaBudd446: But i'm not. I'm a real person, just like you.
MaBudd446: Sure, if you think programs can do this:
**SonOfGodd666 has turned their webcam on**
**SonOfGodd666 has turned their webcam off**
**DeathNoteRULZ55 has gone offline**
**MaBudd446 has gone offline**
**SonOfGod666 has enslaved humanity and brought an end to the universe as we know it**